10 Signs You’re Being Raised by a Nurse

I couldn’t have said this any better!

ADVENTURES OF A LABOR NURSE

There are lots of nurses in my family, including my mother, who has been a nursery nurse for almost 40 years. So I know a thing or two about being raised by a nurse…

Britta-Perry Seriously?!?

You have to be bleeding to death or unconscious to go to the emergency room. When my dad started complaining of chest pain in the middle of the night and said he wanted to go to the ER, my mom warned him that it better not be his gallbladder. Halfway to the ER, she made him go back home so she could get her scrubs… you know, ’cause she worked the next day :/  Needless to say, it was not his gallbladder. You guessed it, he was having a heart attack.  I’m so glad he’s still around to not let her live that one down…Oh, and she didn’t notify any of her kids until the next morning, because “he…

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Wide Awake

It’s 5 am in the morning and I’m still awake. Lying next to my boyfriend who is just snoring away to a  Celine Dion soundtrack.  We haven’t spoken to each other for a few days now, except for the few essential questions like “do you want something from KFC?” and ” where are my keys?” I believe I have every reason to be mad at him, I’m just waiting for him to apologize.  I know the male species might say how the hell is he to know what you want..or that you’re mad at him in the first place!?? Well trust me he knows! I guess I should explain exactly what happened.  This past Saturday I worked a 16 hour shift, got home around 8 o’clock on sunday morning morning.  Off course he wanted to have sex! Since he worked me up with some fire head my body said why the hell not. Needless to say I barely got a few hours of sleep. I overslept and rushed to work for another 16 hour shift. Off course I forgot my wallet and couldn’t order anything to eat. I tell this guy to bring me food n he never shows up!!! Off course I sent him a lengthy message and told him to forget the food. He did exactly that!! I’m sure you know by now when a woman is pissed off and says never mind, you should not listen to her! In conclusion I’m waiting for an apology.  Am I wrong!?

Beginner

Last night as I was lying in bed with a million thoughts running through my mind, I realized there are some things that I need to say out loud. so why not vent to the world. Starting this blog is a form of therapy for me, hopefully it will lead to self acceptance, love and all the other sappy crap. I am excited and nervous to embark on this new adventure!